I was going to -- wait. Um, let me say at once that ... no, it's, uh ... I'm, uh ...
Look: it's hot, hot, hot. OK? "Kitties" is sort of buried at the back of Ms. Tirrell's catalog and I can't imagine why. This is some of the sexiest s--t I've ever read in my..." Darren
"A man in the melon aisle is confronted by a goddess with a pair of her own magnificent honeydews. Why does this never happen to me? I was at the grocery store last night and was obliged to wait for a bearded hipster while he solemnly pondered which runty-looking "organic" plums to buy. Dude..." Darren
"Amazing story, beautifully detailed descriptions. incredibly arousing. Thank you Tina" Eric
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