"A man in the melon aisle is confronted by a goddess with a pair of her own magnificent honeydews. Why does this never happen to me? I was at the grocery store last night and was obliged to wait for a bearded hipster while he solemnly pondered which runty-looking "organic" plums to buy. Dude..." Darren
"I'm in love. I want one of my own. Tina, PLEASE write more. The way you tell a story, the way you describe the details that matter and leave the rest to our imagination is just... well, it's like you stepped into my own mind and wrote just for me!" AO Saul
"I still can't get over what I just read. Did it really happen? Could it really happen? The idea frightens me and yet... I just couldn't stop reading! And it really got me going... in that good way!" James
"As a huge Tina Tirrell fan, I couldn't help trying other 'fetishes' she's written about, even if they weren't really 'my thing.' And boy, am I glad I did! Sweetening Principal Parker is the proof in the pudding. Tina Tirrell can write anything well and so HOT." James Castenoza
"Your characters are so delicious! It's like I can actually watch them doing all these dirty things right in front of me. The story's so vivid, and I just don't want to ever climb out of it. It's like I'm experiencing it all myself!" George R.