Yes, it's true... It's every man's fantasy and every woman's... well, maybe not.
But, if it's what you've always wanted... if you love the feel of a ____ pressing against your lips, then, why not indulge in the experience, tending to your beauty needs as well as... that dirty little mind of yours?
Enjoy... penis-shaped lipstick does exist. And it comes (or "cums"...) in an assortment of colors. Check 'em out now.
Are a variety of flavors next?